This isn't good

It's 5:45am...much to early for such things. I awoke with an undeniably strong urge to crochet a doily using kitchen cotton yarn instead of the thin thread doilies are supposed to be made from.

Why? I don't know. I just want to see what would happen.

Where would I use it? Again, I don't know. I suppose it would depend on how it turned out...size, thickness, etc.

What prompted this urge? I don't know. Perhaps a wild hair. ;-) But the fact that I just printed out this pattern may make the urge more difficult to resist. It's only 11 rounds. It can't take that long, right?